YOU LIED TO ME!
In fact, you lied to all of us in your class.
You told us it was okay to befriend red elves because they were genuinely good-natured, kind, harmless, and that they would play with us and give us candy...
...while we should steer clear of green elves because they were vile, corrupt, ill-tempered, hideous, and that they ate people when they got angry.
You lied! You lied! You lied!
Elves are flesh-coloured!
And they're vegetarians!
Nyahahahahahahahahahaha!
