This post is addressed to Sister Fatima Mante, DML, my kindergarten school teacher...
YOU LIED TO ME!
In fact, you lied to all of us in your class.
You told us it was okay to befriend red elves because they were genuinely good-natured, kind, harmless, and that they would play with us and give us candy...
...while we should steer clear of green elves because they were vile, corrupt, ill-tempered, hideous, and that they ate people when they got angry.
You lied! You lied! You lied!
Elves are flesh-coloured!
And they're vegetarians!